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  • A Goofy Movie
  • Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
  • Hellraiser
  • Seven Samurai

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  • Jurassic Park III

    ★★

  • Survival Island

    ½

  • The Lair of the White Worm

    ★★★★

  • The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

    ★★★

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  • Jurassic Park III

    Jurassic Park III

    ★★

    the jurassic park sequels are notoriously not good but theres something charming about the ones before they got billion dollar franchise bad. the raptors have spoken language

  • Survival Island

    Survival Island

    ½

    i remember watching this movie as a kid because i saw billy zane on the poster and was really into billy zane at the time. anyway i joined a voice call and my friend started playing this movie cuz it was recommended on fmovies after they had finished jurassic park 3 and they just skipped around and i watched the scene where billy zane throws a wooden spear into a guys back and laughs like the joker about it

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  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys

    ★★★★

    this movie has everything: santa cruz being a terrifying place to live, complicated shirt patterns, teen melodrama, vampirism as gay sex metaphor, dianne west, what more could you ask for

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★

    free sloppy for whoever let james wan make this movie and free sloppy for life if you keep doing it