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  • Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

    Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties


    Okay so yesterday was Garfield's birthday, and I'm pretty well known as a huge fan of the fat cat. So yesterday I watched Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties, and it was magical. I know that there has to be something very wrong with me, because it seems that it is impossible for me to dislike anything featuring the fat orange cat. I loved this film as stupid and as it is, and I have undying love for Jim Davis' lovable orange cat.

  • The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas

    The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas

    Salo is a film that brings out sympathy in all the right ways and showcases the evils of humainty in a genuienly beautiful, sad, and depraved picture. The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas bends history to its will to manipulate the audience and to win brownie points. Fuck this movie, it's shameless, it uses its jewish characters as plot points and not as humans, and it is genueinly disrespectful to anyone who survived or died in the holocaust.

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  • Friday the 13th Part 2

    Friday the 13th Part 2


    Funny wheelchair man fall down.

  • Wrath of Man

    Wrath of Man


    Wrath of Man is an incredibly violent, and (as my buddy Sparks put it) mean heist/revenge flick. Guy Ritchie really played to his strengths here, and it worked expertly. Jason Statham delivers a compelling, contemplative, and angry character very well here, and I'm glad to say it turned out to be an incredible hit.

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  • Pinocchio 3000

    Pinocchio 3000

    I do not ever want to think about Pinocchio 3000 ever again. I am genuinely struggling to write anything else about this because my brain has already begun repressing memories of it in the less than 24 hours since I watched it. I hated this so so much. It's ugly, awful, and boring. Don't watch this.

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet


    "Its a strange world, isn't it?