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  • The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
  • Rear Window
  • Zardoz
  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

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  • Candyman

    ★★½

  • The Card Counter

    ★★★★½

  • The Guilty

    ★½

  • EuroTrip

    ★★½

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  • Sully

    Sully

    ★★★★½

    ♫ This is the Captain, brace that ass for impact.
    Don't doubt, motherfucker, ain't in the abstract.
    Bird strikin' tiddies, with bitches that is stacked.
    Black box, listen close, make your balls retract. ♫

    ♫ Ain't no crash, perfect forced water landing.
    Back the fuck off, 'fore I piss where you standing.
    I'm fucking filthy, just got the right branding.
    Ride on my mustache, that pussy commanding. ♫

    ♫ Can't sully this Sully, King of the Controls.
    Going ballistic, laying pipe 'round the poles,
    She start chanting, while I'm filling her holes:
    He did it, one hundred and fifty-five souls. ♫

  • Children of the Corn

    Children of the Corn

    ♫ The sins of modernity done made your ass weak
    Tremblin' before me as I'm spreadin' some cheek
    My crew's long knives stab-stabbin' your papa
    While I'm bangin' in the rows with girls that guapa ♫

    ♫ Got my suit and my tie and my round ass hat
    My creepy stare'll smoke ya as sure as a gat
    Y'all little bitches gonna end up in graves
    Cuz Isaac'll kill ya with the power of maize ♫

    ♫ Zapping puny brains…

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  • Candyman

    Candyman

    Everywhere is haunted.

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    Our past thinking has determined our present status, and our present thinking will determine our future status; for man is what man thinks.

    - Jung

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    That Justice is a blind goddess
    Is a thing to which we black are wise:
    Her bandage hides two festering sores
    That once perhaps were eyes.

    - Langston Hughes, The Panther and the Lash

  • The Card Counter

    The Card Counter

    ★★★★½

    Paul Schrader is still a pissy little Calvinist, obsessed with the myriad ways man can damn himself. I wish he was my grandpa.

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    If you don't play for money why do you play at all?

    It passes the time.

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    As someone with a penchant for addiction to every substance, action, or bodily function available, I'm strangely uninterested and confused by gambling.

    It's a commodification of loss. They don't relish the win; addicts thrive on losing, living under threat of further humiliation.

    Like a penance.

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