Favorite films

  • Amélie
  • The Departed
  • The King of Comedy
  • In Bruges

Recent activity

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel


  • The Nice Guys


  • Black Widow


  • Nobody


Pinned reviews

  • Jigsaw


    The credits for Jigsaw (2017) roll. I turn the TV off with the remote beside me and sit up in bed.
    "I did it. I finally watched all the Saw movies leading up to Spiral!"
    I reach for my phone and instead find a tape recorder.
    Hello Quintin
    "Wait Jigsaw?! I watched you die like three times in this franchise, you're alive?!"
    You have been given every opportunity to live a fulfilling life. You have a beautiful fiance, great career,…

  • Memento



    Chris: "Hey bro, I thought of a crazy idea where our protagonist has this memory lose and we follow his point of view to reveal twists to what has already happened."
    Jon: "That sounds really awesome!"
    Chris: "It is! I am going to call it Memento!"
    Jon: "Sounds cool, need help making it?"
    Chris: "You can help write it! I'll let you get some experience in the business."
    Jon: "Thanks for the opportunity. I'm lucky to have a brother…

Recent reviews

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel


    Almost every shot of this film could be hung on a wall as a peice of art. The entire film is beautiful and perfect.

    But it isn't the perfect cinematography that makes me rewatch this film over and over again. It's the wild cast of characters, hilarious dialogue, and heart. I can't really explain it, it's the perfect film to watch after a long day because it's the most wholesome. It's one of the few films that feels like a warm hug.

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys


    Me while watching Nice Guys:
    "This film feels so original and refreshing, especially for 2016. Plus Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling are incredible! Some real star power will surely help this films success... Oh wow the production design and cinematography is so beautiful, this would have been perfect to watch in theatres. This screenplay doesn't stop, it's fantastic, I can't wait to see how successful this film was in theatres—"

    Me after realizing Sausage Party, Secret Life of Pets, Finding Dory, and Suicide Squad made over double what Nice Guys made in the Box Office:
    "We need another plague."

Popular reviews

  • The Game

    The Game


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Guys, imagine being so unbearable that your own brother is like "Happy Birthday bro, your birthday present is a life lesson."

  • Kajillionaire



    Going into the movie:
    Fiance: I am really excited to watch this, it looked really good in the trailer.
    Me: I have no idea what it's about but I got myself a rum and coke so I don't care if it's any good.

    After the movie:
    Finace: Huge letdown, what a massive disappointment.
    Me: The concept of human affection lacking during one's childhood is told brilliantly here. The story of a family with no actual affection but purely for benefit is told horrifically well. No one relates to this story but at the same time we all relate to it. My God!