Aloha Scooby-Doo!

Aloha Scooby-Doo! ★½

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

Okay so people keep fucking telling me that they like this Scooby-Doo movie the best but this is so shit. The music is complete shit and it's nothing more than generic Hawaiian beats. The animation is shit and, like many of the other Scooby-Doo movies, is barely passable for a cartoon show. The backgrounds are shit but for some reason they keep saying over and over how beautiful the island is to "trick" the viewer but that shit is too obvious to fool anyone. The voice acting and overall writing is absolute trash (I was surprised to see Adam West in this shit lol). There are A LOT of silent scenes where people just walk, like with only footstep sound effects, no music or other sounds or talking at all. The fucking bad guy is revealed in the first 5 minutes! HE GETS MADE FUN OF, IT CLOSES IN ON HIS FACE AND PLAYS A MENACING SOUND EFFECT, AND THEN IT SHOWS THE MONSTER ATTACKING THE VERY NEXT SCENE!! FUCK! And lastly, why the FUCK do they keep sexualizing Daphne? Yes, her character is supposed to be an attractive girl but IT'S A FUCKING CARTOON. I AIN'T WANNA SEE DAPHNE'S "curves". THERE IS LITERALLY A SCENE WHERE THEY FREEZE FRAME ON HER SURFING. Ya'll mother fuckers tellin me this movie isn't bad. SMH -_____-