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  • Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
  • The Prowler
  • New Nightmare
  • Halloween H20: 20 Years Later

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  • No Time to Die

    ★★★★

  • The Woman in the Window

  • Spectre

  • The Seventh Curse

    ★★★★½

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  • Ju-on: White Ghost

    Ju-on: White Ghost

    Hoop-Tober #14!

    Was not prepared for the lower quality, fan film-esque jump down with these. Reading now, it seems they were SVD memorial anniversary type releases. Basically, more than even the previous anthology like structure, just a collection of shorts.

    Not especially scary. Not especially offensively bad. I'll still take grudge content wherever I can.

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II

    ★★★★

    Hoop-Tober #11!

    *The TV Cut

    "You're full of sugar."

    Interesting changes in this one! A couple of worthy small moments and some patched plot holes and a fun last scare...but not at all worth losing the blood, boobs, and cursing.

    This is my second favorite Halloween flick on a normal night and I'll probably never watch this Leatherface cut again.

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  • 40 Days and 40 Nights

    40 Days and 40 Nights

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Not to be so incredibly PC about this but...40 Days and 40 Nights is a light hearted sex comedy with a semi-charming Josh Hartnett performance in which the climax is literally just rape.

  • Ain't Them Bodies Saints

    Ain't Them Bodies Saints

    ★★★★★

    It's easy to get blinded by the sun. It's even easier to get lost in it. When you're stuck in the shade for an indefinite amount of time, though, you long and struggle and remiss.

    Ain't Them Bodies Saints tells the tale of Ruth and Bob. Lovers separated by the lay of the law. Rooney Mara and Casey Affleck delicately portray the couple with complete immersion into that love that's suppose to last forever.

    Ruth is a scared and tired…