erik has written 5 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • Cold War

    Cold War

    ★½

    the kulaks deserved it

  • Bao

    Bao

    ★½

    i'm kinda with the idea of accepting that animation sucks and making your animated film look as shitty as possible in an anarcho-brechtian response to that, however i somehow doubt that anyone who's let their soul be sucked out by disney enough to get a major short film made has that kind of foresight

  • Bridge to Terabithia

    Bridge to Terabithia

    ★½

    shitty ya adaptation: *kills off a character we don't care about*

    bugmen in their 20s who saw it when they were kids: THIS IS THE MOST DEPRESSING MOVIE EVER EXCEPT FOR THIS OTHER ONE WHERE A DOG DIED

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    for the first time in my life, i've been paid to watch and review a movie. this has also been the first time i've asked, perhaps there's a correlation there. as it turns out, this has also been a major artistic restriction; there are so many one-liners i could boil this atrocity down to, but instead i have to go more in-depth with my vitriol it seems. one in particular that i liked, and one that i truly believes sums…

  • Home Alone

    Home Alone

    ★½

    we can all talk about how the uprising of isis, the election of donald trump, and the oil conflict in the middle east are some of the worst modern disasters, but i think 90s critical revisionism has em beat tbh