Pete has written 3 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • The Proposal

    The Proposal

    The second film I've watched this week about the contrived, comedic problems of affluent people. Sigh.

  • Dan in Real Life

    Dan in Real Life

    The whitest family in the world get together and tackle their banal first-world problems. Occasional a chirpy, quirky trombone soundtrack pipes in. Just awful.

  • Conan the Barbarian

    Conan the Barbarian

    A dull man with a big sword and an evil man with a nauseous ponytail try to out-stupid each other. And for a fantasy princess / nun, the female lead is like SOOO american, y'know? This is joyless paint-by-number film-making at it's finest.