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  • The Scary of Sixty-First

    The Scary of Sixty-First

    It’s not speed, it’s Vyvanse.
     — Dasha

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie


    When film and television production came to a halt last March due to the rapid spread of COVID-19, the entertainment industry panicked. With multi-million dollar productions on the line — many just beginning their theatrical rollouts — executives re-conceptualized models of distribution in an attempt to recoup losses. Whether that meant 20-dollar rental fees for Video-on-Demand or simply, inevitably, pushing back theatrical release dates for a full calendar year, such tactics showed that studio execs were willing to test these…

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  • The Red Turtle

    The Red Turtle


    A surprising amount of green turtles in this.

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    Stone: I hate jazz.
    Gosling: Let me show you something.

    [cut to them at Gosling's apartment watching Whiplash]

    Gosling: THIS is jazz.