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  • Old

    ★★★★

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

    ★★★

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

    ★★★★★

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  • Old

    Old

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This film answers some of its questions in really interesting and effective ways, but there is one question that it leaves unanswered that is driving me crazy.
    What was the name of the movie starring Jack Nicholson AND Marlon Brando???!
    Guess we'll never know.

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

    This is the fifth time I've watched this film and I somehow really liked it the last four times I watched it (Twice at the cinema, twice on DVD and now once on Disney+), which I don't understand because this was genuinely painful to watch.
    It feels like a bad parody of the PotC film made by people with surface level understanding of what made the last four films work.
    This is the first film not written by Ted Elliott…

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  • Onward

    Onward

    The Evolution of Pixar:
    Toy Story: What if toys were alive?
    A Bug's Life: What if bugs had Society?
    Finding Nemo: What if fish had feelings?
    The Incredibles: What if the Fantastic Four read Ayn Rand?
    Cars: What if cars were alive?
    Wall-E: What if robots had feelings?
    The Good Dinosaur: What if dinosaurs had Society?
    Inside Out: What if feelings had feelings?
    Coco: What if Mexicans had feelings?
    Onward: What if Bright was actually good?

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    ★★★★★

    I love The Curse of the Black Pearl and At World's End just a tad bit more but Dead Man's Chest is still one of the best sequels ever made, a next level masterclass in action filmmaking and an absolute Masterpiece in its own right.