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  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
  • Lost in Translation
  • The Shining
  • The Duellists

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  • Return of the Living Dead III

    ★★½

  • Return of the Living Dead Part II

    ★★★

  • The Return of the Living Dead

    ★★★½

  • Leatherface

    ★½

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  • Return of the Living Dead III

    Return of the Living Dead III

    ★★½

    For October, friends have assigned me horror franchises to watch in their entireties. Franchise 10 of 12: Return of the living Dead. Assigned by @jackleathers. Number in series: 3. Overall number: 57 of 79.

    Missing the old man presence from the first two and the “LIKE THIS JOB?” catchphrase but goth self-harm Voltron queen kinda made up for it.

  • Return of the Living Dead Part II

    Return of the Living Dead Part II

    ★★★

    For October, friends have assigned me horror franchises to watch in their entireties. Franchise 10 of 12: Return of the living Dead. Assigned by @jackleathers. Number in series: 2. Overall number: 56 of 79.

    “Watch your tongue if you like this job!”
    “LIKE THIS JOB?!”

    …has to be the weirdest and most vaudevillian two-hand catch phrase in the history of cinema. The Kerri Green lookalike is making truly unsettling dolphin noises the entire movie. Great bangers in the closing credits of both of these so far.

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  • The Return of the Living Dead

    The Return of the Living Dead

    ★★★½

    For October, friends have assigned me horror franchises to watch in their entireties. Franchise 10 of 12: Return of the living Dead. Assigned by @jackleathers. Number in series: 1. Overall number: 55 of 79.

    “I don’t have to tell you shit, dick brain!”

    Hilarious. These teen punks look like a Rob Liefeld outfit.

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★

    For October, friends have assigned me horror franchises to watch in their entireties. Franchise 9 of 12: Texas Chainsaw. Assigned by @Warwick9. Number in series: 1. Overall number: 47 of 80.

    My first time in this franchise and YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION.