*This isn't the story of Caesar and Cleopatra; instead this is a parody and a shame for every historian! .

* This isn't the sexy, scandolous love story about the antiquities most famous couple Caesar and Cleopatra, that caused tongues to wag and tittle-tattle for more than 2.000 years; instead this seems to be the story of a grandfather mansplaining to his granddaughter.

* This isn't the insight into two of the sharpest political brains and clever opportunists of the ancient world;…