• Squid Game

    Squid Game

    ★★★★★

    i am shaking and sobbing bruh holy shit why can’t american media channel our shared cultural trauma into something as creative as squid game or snowpiercer or parasite? many thoughts brains going brrr this will be haunting my every waking thought maybe forever i’m obsessed this is the first thing that has held my undivided attention for more than five minutes in months and for that alone it is beyond reproach in my book

  • LEGO Star Wars Terrifying Tales

    LEGO Star Wars Terrifying Tales

    ★½

    lego star wars holiday shorts givith: fun retelling of luke skywalker becoming a sith

    and lego star wars holiday shorts takeith away: two otherwise weird boring stories shellacked together in a boring meta narrative

  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

    Muppets Haunted Mansion

    ★★★

    it’s a muppet special that relies on the muppets being the muppets to make it good rather than making a good script. it’s fun, it’s cute, it’s fine. kermit’s voice sounds off btw

  • The Dark Crystal

    The Dark Crystal

    ★★★½

    practical effects and incomprehensible fantasy lore, my beloved ♥️

  • Vivo

    Vivo

    ★½

    i think all if lin manuel miranda’s work can be summed up by the line that keeps showing up in his songs “ha, you see what i did there!?!”

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★

    what are we, some kinda special team force x?


    it’s suicide squad but directed like guardians of the galaxy. it was good in the sense that it was fun to mindlessly eat popcorn while things happened on screen. it was bad in the sense that if you stop to think about anything happening on screen for even one second it does not hold up at all. i maintain that i don’t think we really needed to remake suicide squad and…

  • Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey

    Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey

    Yeah best not learn anything about Kevin Clash’s life after 2011

  • The Croods

    The Croods

    Inspired a primal feeling of range in me

  • Luca

    Luca

    disney for like the fucking seventh time in a row: yeah umm… *redacted* rights, i guess

    sony putting out the mitchells vs the machines: 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🤟GAY RIGHTS❤️🧡💛💚HELLO LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY💙💜🤎🖤LOVE IS LOVE🥰👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌈

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★★★

    i’m having a mental breakdown. i’m parasocializing. i’m a little bit in love. i’m being voyeristic in the exact way that he’s both criticizing and profiting off of. i’m sorry.

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    ★★★★★

    i cannot believe that sony made a campy robot apocalypse comedy for bitches trying to process and recover from the emotional trauma of being socially ostracized from your family who do not understand you on a fundamental level as an adult but they’re still your family and you want to recapture the relationship you had with them as a kid but everyone is allergic to communication so it takes the literal end of the world to see tangible emotional growth. it’s me i’m bitches this movie was made for me

  • Hairspray

    Hairspray

    body positivity, showing the importance of cultural appreciation, catchy songs and amazing dancing?!? is it a perfect movie? unfortunately no. is it a perfect pick me up movie? you bet ur whole ass it is!