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  • Santa Claus
  • He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special
  • Batman Returns
  • Olive the Other Reindeer

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  • Final Destination

  • An American Carol

  • Magnolia

  • Monster House

Recent reviews

  • Final Destination

    Final Destination

    I’ll see you soon. 

    simply one of the greatest horror films of the 00s

    If you had to ask me what my favorite horror franchise is, I’d say Friday the 13th. But this is a close second. Just the ultimate Doug-core, a nervous, frantic movie about always being afraid of what could possibly go wrong. Exceptional horror, one of the shining franchises of the genre. There’s nothing like it on earth. An eternal favorite.

  • An American Carol

    An American Carol


    -dr frasier crane with a bad dye job

    The first mistake these fucking boneheads made was not just making a “Michael Malone” mockumentary. The second mistake was everything else. This is truly rough shit, made even tougher by the fact that Zucker’s inherent knowledge of how to set-up, direct, and payoff basely humorous comedy is basically intact, but it’s in service of some of the most belabored, truly smug humor possible. The prints for…

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