the 2021 documentary framing britney spears has been deemed by critics the second saddest, scariest, and most damning criticism of celebrity culture the world has ever seen. the first? you guessed it... frank stallone.
if the average person could love anything as much as luca guadagnino loves luca guadagnino, all the problems in the world would be solved.
suspiria (no relation to that other horror film also named suspiria) is pointless on every level. gimmicky scene after gimmicky scene, without any of the life behind it that a gimmick needs in order to be successful. surrounding the gimmicky scenes is pseudo-intellectual pretentious drivel written by probably the only person on this planet who could…