Favorite films

  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters
  • Cure
  • It Follows
  • Miami Connection

Recent activity

  • The Card Counter


  • The Wicker Man


  • Black Dynamite


  • Malignant


Recent reviews

  • The Card Counter

    The Card Counter


    It's another retelling of Paul's favorite violent fantasy. It hits all the beats you expect it to. But Schraderheads know the joy with his filmography is how he uses that fantasy as a mirror to reflect whatever other anxieties he's got on his mind, and while I really dig what he's doing with it here, it left me a little cold.

    Love the environments as an expression of Tell's mental state. It's one of Paul's dreariest worlds yet - a…

  • The Wicker Man

    The Wicker Man


    "Miss, I hope you don't think that I can be made a fool of indefinitely."

    Very weird, unsettling folk musical/cruel comedy for an hour; stomach-droppingly terrifying in the last 15 minutes. Crazy what we'll do to make sense of life on earth. Mankind is fucked - even the puppet masters have no idea what the hell they're doing. The protagonist is just the worst guy but it's impossible not to feel for how bad he gets it from start to finish.

    [DCP - Brain Dead Studios]

Popular reviews

  • The Strangers: Prey at Night

    The Strangers: Prey at Night


    Before you look at this rating and say "oh wow I guess the Strangers sequel is actually pretty good," first consider that I am a huge glutton for:

    - neon
    - synthpop
    - fog
    - HEAVY Carpenter influences
    - cool title cards
    - slasher movies, especially shitty and ridiculous slasher sequels with masked killers

    If you yourself are also a glutton for these things, proceed. If not, back the fuck up.

  • The Crush

    The Crush


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Cary Elwes socking psycho Alicia Silverstone in the face and sending her flying off a carousel is officially the greatest thing to ever happen to cinema do not try to tell me otherwise