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  • Fargo

    Fargo

    25th Anniversary Screening / first time in theaters in well over a year. Darn tootin’!

  • The Fan

    The Fan

    “Dearest bitch, see how accessible you are? How would you like to be fucked with a meat cleaver?“

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  • Saw

    Saw

    Extended Version

    Forgot this is so heavy on se7en-like procedural and so light on gore (in a good way). Cary Elwes looks like an absolute ghoul. Every aspect of this is aggressively 2004. Jigsaw makes miniatures in an old mannequin factory. It’s alright!

  • Striptease

    Striptease

    This must be what people who don’t like Showgirls see when they watch Showgirls. I truly believe an unhinged Eszterhas AI wrote this. “Chesty La France.” Soooo much Annie Lennox.