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Favorite films

  • Uncut Gems
  • The Disciple
  • Happy Old Year
  • Bad Trip

Recent activity

  • Tarzan


  • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run


  • Blood Red Sky


  • Jungle Cruise


Recent reviews

  • Tarzan


    Either this or Mission to Mars was the first movie I remembered seeing in theaters in the '90s. The 3D painted backgrounds are more noticeable than ever before, along w/ Tarzan's ever-changing proportions whenever he's surfing on the vines, but I can still see why we all thought they were such an advancement back then. Is Terk the first tomboy character in a Disney movie or is there someone else? Either way, Rosie O'Donnell's voice is still chainsaws on a…

  • The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run

    The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run

    Cute while it lasted but completely inconsequential, while also changing the origins of how these characters first met, at least from what I remember. So-so use of celebrity cameos, Keanu and Danny are clearly having fun while Awkafina and Tiffany Haddish are barely noticeable. Got used to the frame-stopped CGI quicker than I tend to w/ other animation that tries that, probably by virtue of this being the most colorful rendition of Bikini Bottom yet.

Popular reviews

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    You people are getting way too easy to impress honestly.

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    If you told me back in 2017, as the dust was clearing from the hype of the first one, that they were gonna imply that Wonder Woman slept with a dude whose body was possessed by her dead generic pilot bf, therefore basically committing rape, I would have told you that I thought zack snyder shelved that utterly misguided attempt at a Batman reboot a while ago. But there it is in this bloated and epically stupid $200+ million oil…