Noah Nelson

“I know everything about film. I’ve seen over 240 of them.” -Dwight Schrute

Favorite films

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • Cast Away
  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

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  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    ★★★★★

  • Dune

    ★★★★★

  • Black Widow

    ★★★

  • Legends of the Fall

    ★★★½

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★★★

    What an absolute flex by Christopher Nolan.

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★½

    “I can't recall the taste of food, nor the sound of water, nor the touch of grass. I'm naked in the dark. There's nothing--no veil between me and the wheel of fire. I can see him with my waking eyes. My dreams are haunted by visions of bear skins and lush Nordic meadows glimmering in the sunshine. There is no life, there is only the memory of MIDSOMMAR.”