💀Noah Newcomb💀

💀Noah Newcomb💀

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  • The Invisible Man
  • Ready or Not
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  • The Muppet Movie

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  • American Made

    ★★★★

  • The Florida Project

    ★★★★

  • The Martian

    ★★★

  • The Big Short

    ★★★½

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  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★★½

    “Bond, James Bond.”

    They did it! I wasn't sure if they would bring this era to a close the way I wanted, but they did. Craig's Bond films pushed changed action films for me in a way I hadn't seen at the time. I was counting on this film, and they brought it home. It's by far the most emotional Bond film, and it works to the movie's favor. Not everyone will likely love that but, I thought it was…

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    “I am happy to eat Mrs. Chen!”

    So after being down on Shang-Chi I’m more pumped about Venom: Let There Be Carnage? Yes, my score is the same, but I felt much more comforted by this movie than I have been by Marvel properties. I wasn’t even planning on going to see this but I had the chance to see it with a friend and it ended up being a fun time even though this isn’t a good movie. What…

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  • American Made

    American Made

    ★★★★

    “I'm the gringo who always delivers.“

    What a blast! I didn’t see this coming and man it was a fun ride! It clearly plays all the highlights of the era it’s set in excessively. I had fun with it though. From the soundtrack to the kinetic editing style the movie soars and didn’t lag. What holds it together, however, is Tom Cruise. I can't say for sure that this is Cruise’s best performance but it's easily top three for him.…

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

    ★★★★

    I wasn’t as wowed by The Florida Project as many were but there is certainly something poignant about it. It feels so much like a documentary featuring some of the most stunning child performances I’ve seen. Willem Dafoe also blew me away as he manages to fit into the real world Sean has created. There’s a scene with him and a potential child mollester. It was easily the most riveting scene I had scene in a while. It wasn’t always…

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  • The Martian

    The Martian

    ★★★

    “I don't want to come off as arrogant here, but I'm the greatest botanist on this planet.“

    I honestly had higher hops for this. Scott‘a directing is great in the Mars scene but didn’t even had the umph I wanted. Matt Damon and the rest of the cast is really what holds it together. Damon particularly is so charismatic, he’s easily the best part of the film. I respect the pro-science message in these modern sci fi films that The…

  • Skyfall

    Skyfall

    ★★★★

    Literally just turned on this opening scene for kicks. I love it as a piece of action and set up. I’m seeing No Time To Die tonight and I couldn’t be more excited!

    P.S. Roger Deakins killed it!