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  • Fear of Rain

    Fear of Rain


    but seriously, this is ridiculous. must be the most honest line ever uttered in this film. on another note, i'm seeing katherine heigl pop up in a lot of films lately and while i desperately want her to get better films, i will also be happy she's getting work.

  • Minari



    there's nothing i can really say except this is a warm slice of pie with a warm cup of: minari, minari, wonderful, wonderful!

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  • Resident Evil: Retribution

    Resident Evil: Retribution


    Tokyo corridor scene. That’s it, that’s the review.

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Here's the thing: When you make a Star Wars film 10 years after the last, there is going to be hype. Depending on the film, the last real SW film was in the 80's. So, when a new director takes the franchise and wants to move it to a new direction that looks better than its predecessors, you're going to be way too elated for the film you think you deserve.

    Unfortunately, The Force Awakens is not this film.