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  • Blade II

    Blade II

    there is a moment at the end where blade suplexes a vampire and then pops back up with a bugs bunny cartoon noise in front of a smirking ron perlman. it is pure cinema

  • Rocco and His Brothers

    Rocco and His Brothers

    I first saw this film my freshman year of college on a rainy thursday night in the basement of my university’s library. I was taking an intro to italian film course which my dumb brain was nervous about because it meant I couldn’t go out on thursday’s until after a 7pm screening. Unsurprisingly it turned out to be one of my favorite courses I ever took. I can thank it for exposing me to so man classics at a time when I…

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  • The Little Things

    The Little Things

    Denzel shouting, “your dick is as hard as chinese arithmetic, why is that, huh!?” would have caused audiences to go absolutely nuts in 1997, the year I assume this was supposed to be released

  • The New Mutants

    The New Mutants

    I was the assistant to the editing team. Was super cool to watch a big movie get made up close. 

    Also we pretty much had an unlimited lunch budget, so that rocked.