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  • Inception
  • The Dark Knight
  • Forrest Gump
  • Inception

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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    ★★★★★

  • Hobo with a Shotgun

    ★★★★★

  • Bride of Chucky

    ★★★★★

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    ★★★★★

    jack sparrow low key the ultimate movie character of all time. Dude is a straight up pimp, he is super suave but also kind of asexual. And thats because he is thinking about that MONEY. All men need to watch this movie to learn about what priorities is. You aint gonna get anywhere if you're not paper chasing. Also I heard that jack sparrow is based on elton john?? That's so crazy lol, that dude is a pimp too. I wanna dress like him one day. The road to el dorado is a fucking sick song.

  • Hobo with a Shotgun

    Hobo with a Shotgun

    ★★★★★

    lmao this shit was so fucking funny. Didn't watch the movie but the title is hilarious. this should be a newgrounds game.

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  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    ★★★★★

    where the fuck has this movie been all my life?? so inspiring. Leo straight up has the Success Gorilla Mindset. Movie is straight up like my instagram feed brought to life! Really goes to show that if you live your purpose every day, then you can one day have $100,000 dollars. This movie inspired me to DM accounts that follow 400 thousands people so I can learn how to trade crypto and invest in land. Wish me luck on my transformation to the wolf on wall street haha

  • Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump

    ★★★★★

    Forrest Gump is maybe the smartest movie ever made. It is a really great examination about what if a lot of stuff happened to a guy with brain damage. It’s also based on a restaurant called Bubba Gump which is soooooo good. The coconut shrimp is bomb. You dip that shit in ketchup, straight up the flavor will blow your mind away. It’s also a great place to take girls to, you wine and dine ‘em with a big platter…