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  • Tabu



    Tabu is a stunning achievement in craft. Each cut has such immediate purpose, each shot so carefully constructed, that it becomes the most pure form of cinema. The poetic story of love, tragedy, and colonialism had my eyes glued to the screen from the playfully innocent opening to the heartbreaking finale.

  • Poetry in Motion

    Poetry in Motion


    It’s hard not to get swept up in the passion and energy on display here, demonstrating the vibrancy poetry can have. I just wish it had more Bukowski.

Popular reviews

  • Kong: Skull Island

    Kong: Skull Island


    For reasons I can’t at all fathom, this film tries to play up an Apocalypse Now image for itself. The Vietnam War setting, hazy golden hour color scheme, and promotional posters that copy AN so closely I thought it was a fan-made shitpost when I first saw it, all make this intention very clear. However, while Coppola’s masterpiece built its story on a potent atmosphere, colorful characters, and slow-burn plot, all exposing the psychology of warfare, none of that is…

  • The Color of Pomegranates

    The Color of Pomegranates


    This is a tough film to write about, because I’m still processing these emotions. This is cinema at its most pure, discarding plot and dialogue in favor of the poetry in its images. There’s nothing else like it.