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  • Robowar

    Robowar

    Battle Bots will always be super special to me because it was my first movie as an actor which just so happened to be directed by one of my favorite directors of all time. The last year or two of my life has been a wild ride and I’ve honestly never been happier. I’ve met a lot of really interesting people and become friends with many people whose work I really admire, one of them obviously being Mark Polonia.

    I…

  • Black Devil Doll from Hell

    Black Devil Doll from Hell

    You know those defining moments in your life? The ones that either let you know you're on the right track or that you need to reevaluate some decisions. They come around every once in a while and they can be pretty cathartic. I had one of those this morning as I pressed play and started watching Black Devil Doll From Hell for the third time in less than twelve hours. I started thinking that maybe I was wasting away the…

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  • Bloodlust

    Bloodlust

    Michael Kazlo II had a short called Help Wanted under his belt when he began his debut feature but this still feels like the guy's first time behind the camera. I'm probably the most forgiving person in the world when it comes to these no budget independent movies but even I couldn't help but get a little annoyed by how much of this movie cropped out people's faces. Long running away shots of just feet and calves. Extreme arm and…

  • The Devil's Sword

    The Devil's Sword

    The Devil's Sword needs to be seen to be believed. As much as I love sword and sorcery movies I really haven't seen THAT many but this one is truly unhinged. Barry Prima is a mystical hero avenging the kidnapping of some helpless dude named Sanjaya. I really enjoyed the lengths the movie goes to set up Sanjaya as a total wiener. When the evil warrior shows up to kidnap him because the Crocodile Queen wants to fuck him his…

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  • Manos: The Hands of Fate

    Manos: The Hands of Fate

    "Without Manos: The Hands of Fate there would be no 2001: A Space Oddyssey."
    -Stanley Kubrick

    "Robert Smith Jr and Russ Huddleston's score is the reason I started composing"
    -John Williams

    "I almost quit show business for good the first time I saw Manos. I mean, when a performance as brilliant as John Reynolds' Torgo already exists why would I even bother trying..."
    -Jack Nicholson

  • Troll 2

    Troll 2

    They tried so fucking hard.