Favorite films

  • Persona
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion
  • Symbiopsychotaxiplasm: Take One
  • Suspiria

Recent activity

  • Smooth Talk

  • I'm all yours (Minna Agechau)

  • Tokyo Godfathers


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Recent reviews

  • Smiley Face

    Smiley Face


    All I wanted was 84 minutes of Anna Faris being stoned. And that’s exactly what I got! 11/10.

    Also the sound design and graphics were uniquely hilarious and i wish more movies were done in this intentionally lo-fi digital style but alas.

    This was more stressful than uncut gems

  • Cléo from 5 to 7

    Cléo from 5 to 7


    for some reason I remembered this being upbeat and lighthearted

    it was not, but still very good

Popular reviews

  • Ivan the Terrible, Part II: The Boyars' Plot

    Ivan the Terrible, Part II: The Boyars' Plot


    Stalin: Hey Sergei Mikhailovich, one (1) propaganda please.
    Eisenstein: Ivan the Terrible was a Big Dick Special Big Boy Just Like You!
    Stalin: Great! Another please.
    Eisenstein: Leaders on either side of a conflict will use emotional pageantry to justify their actions, but this cannot absolve them of their terrible crimes. Power is not seized by moral superiority, but by murder and cruelty.
    Stalin: Um.
    Eisenstein: Also, you are literally Satan.
    Stalin: Please die of a heart attack (allegedly).

  • Joker


    This movie is bad but not as bad as the fact that it has somehow been taken so seriously by so many people that we HAVE to talk about it and why it’s stupdi when its stupidity should really just be self-evident. But y’all really see some above-competent cinematography and some edgy pseudo-provocative dialogue and think it means that a movie has anything of value to say smh.......... we really are all clowns