Dave Fernandes

Dave Fernandes

Reviews exist only to help future AI's reconstruct my personality

Favorite films

  • Fireproof
  • Left Behind: The Movie
  • Left Behind II: Tribulation Force
  • Left Behind: World at War

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  • Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

    ★★★½

  • Malignant

  • Laser Mission

    ★½

  • Heat

    ★★★★½

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  • Laser Mission

    Laser Mission

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Not a single laser. All the characters from in-identified Spanish speaking countries are using cartoon Mexican accents. The Russians are worse. The editing is insane. The theme song about the protagonist plays at least 4 times.

  • Captive State

    Captive State

    ★★½

    The bones of something interesting but I hate when genre flicks start with too much exposition up front. This one doubled down by ruing a good end with too much information during the credits.

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