• Hunter x Hunter: Phantom Rouge

    Hunter x Hunter: Phantom Rouge

    this is why no one aside from togashi should ever touch h×h

  • Possession

    Possession

    ★★★½

    this was absolutely incredible, but i am really dumb and didn't really understand all of it so i think i need to sit on it a bit before i can decide how i truly feel about it. this was such a visceral experience lol

  • It Follows

    It Follows

    ★★★½

    this director has not one, not two, but three first names lmao

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

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  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale

    ★★★★½

    i literally have no idea how to play poker but this is still kind of one of the greatest movies ever

  • Die Another Day

    Die Another Day

    ★½

    Awful. Just absolutely dreadful. You can easily make a case for this one being the absolute worst Bond film ever. No one involved seems like they even care and Brosnan looks thoroughly bored for most of the duration of this. The opening song was embarrassing, the CGI was terrible even for 2002 standards, the plot is so nonsensical it's impossible to get invested in, and the film looks cheap as hell. The zooms, slowdowns, and speedups were just nauseating and…

  • The World Is Not Enough

    The World Is Not Enough

    ★★★

    It was dumb, but at the very least I definitely enjoyed it more than Tomorrow Never Dies. However, it was just wayyy too long and definitely could have benefited from being cut down a bit more. Aside from GoldenEye, I'm really not that big of a fan of the Brosnan Bond films though. I don't think they balance seriousness and camp as well as they could. :/

  • GoldenEye

    GoldenEye

    ★★★★

    wooo, yeahhhhh baby! that's what i've [been doing this marathon] for! that's what it's all about! wooho-

  • Octopussy

    Octopussy

    ★½

    the title is the only interesting part about this film. i also hated diamonds are forever, but at least that had connery in it so i think i would honestly prefer that one. this was definitely the worst bond film by far. wasn't even very funny was just exceedingly boring and weird. the opening song, and the plane stunt at the very end were cool, but that's it.

  • Moonraker

    Moonraker

    ★★½

    This one is absolutely ridiculous and I can see why some people may not enjoy it, but idk, something about this one just works pretty well for me. It's just kind of a fun ride from that awesome fight on the plane followed by that spectacular parachuting scene (which apparently took something like 88 takes to even capture a scene that's like under 5 minutes) to the kendō sword fight that occurs in the middle for absolutely no reason lmao.…

  • The Man with the Golden Gun

    The Man with the Golden Gun

    ★★

    guy hamilton permanently submits himself as one of, if not the most boring james bond directors in my mind with this entry. what an absolute waste of a talent such as incredible as christopher lee. :/

  • Live and Let Die

    Live and Let Die

    the opening song was fantastic, the stunt with the gators was really cool, and the car stunt was also great, but other than that this movie is just kind of a confusing mess. guy hamilton is definitely one of my least favourite directors to direct a bond film and i'm annoyed that they kept bringing him back lol