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  • Breadcrumb Trail

    Breadcrumb Trail

    ★★★½

    an absolute post-cult remystification, if anything. a billion people have sat through a zillion hours of localcore music because one of those bands ended up being Slint, that kind of mass sacrifice is how sorcery works. I have been inside many stories like the one recounted in this wherein some they ask some head who happened to be at a practice what he thought an instrumental was about to the response "I felt like a monster...on an airplane" but I…

  • Da 5 Bloods

    Da 5 Bloods

    ★★★★½

    would very happily go the rest of the year without seeing another film that made me think this much about my parents.

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  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★★

    The top-voted Letterboxd review of this film is an imaginary conversation an ancient shithead claims to have had with teenagers in which he blew them away with the opening shot of Halloween (presumably before bench pressing them both.)

    He claims to have done this merely to prove “most of them have the attention span of fruit flies with ADHD and that most modern media seems to cater to their sugar rush needs causing them to lose appreciation for the power…

  • The Death of Stalin

    The Death of Stalin

    There are private eye cartoons better than this. A smug jolly for panel show wankers. Pathetic.