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  • Bratz

    Bratz

    ★★★★★

    This movie is 85% montage, 15% percent soundtrack, and 5% plot. It’s got looks for days and mean girl villains that turn ham and cheese into an art form. 

    This entire thing makes a heck of a lot more sense when you realize this movie was originally gonna be a cartoon is what I’m saying.

  • Monster High: Fright On!

    Monster High: Fright On!

    ★★★★

    when you realize this movie is basically an allegory for minority groups coming together through acceptance and communication to overcome a white supremacist fueling racial tensions in order to secure the position of the white majority...

    because it is. it very much is that. 

    recall that this is a 40 minute special made for the purpose of marketing and selling fashion dolls. 

    legendary.

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