• Hotel Transylvania 2

    Hotel Transylvania 2

    ★★½

    Does this mean I can call Mavis a MILF now?

  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th

    ★★½

    Who's that serial killer?
    casey becker: ITS JASON
    It Mrs Voorhees
    casey becker: FUUUUCK

  • Belfast

    Belfast

    ★★★★

    If this is how you apologise for Artimis foul can't wait to see how he apologises for death on the nile

  • Marvel One-Shot: Agent Carter

    Marvel One-Shot: Agent Carter

    ★★★

    So can we say this is cannon instead of the TV show

  • Hotel Transylvania

    Hotel Transylvania

    ★★★

    Admit it if you watched this when you where a kid you wanted Mavis to be your goth girlfriend don't lie I'll know

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story

    ★★★★

    You mean to tell me Spielberg had all these hot white boys cast and yet he still made Ansel Elsgort the lead!

  • Point Break

    Point Break

    ★★★½

    When it comes to movies about toxic masculinity I'll believe the women who was married to James Cameron for 2 years

  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye

    The Eyes of Tammy Faye

    ★★★

    So in 2021 the movie where I thought Andrew Garfield would be gay he was straight and the movie where I thought he was straight he was gay (maybe)

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I guess you could say ghostface was wes's 13th reason ehhh ehhhhhh........I'm sorry that is the worst joke I've ever made

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★

    I can't be only one who thought their whole relationship was toxic right like maybe thats the point and I'm just a idiot but wasn't just me right?
    Also adding to my reasons of why I try not to see movies past 5pm due to a long story I won't bore you with here so yeah go see this but before 5pm If you can.

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★

    Maybe you're the killer.....cause that cut deep

    EVERYTHING SPOILERS
    Before I go further I want to remind people of something Jay and silent Bob exist in the scream universe never forget.
    Ok now that's out the way I just wanna say holy shit see this in 4DX it is fucking awesome you've never experienced a horror movie untill you felt your seat shake with the running, make you feel like you got stabbed and then spray water at you when…

  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★

    Now this was a legacy sequel worth that wait. Now to quickly adress the negatives despite all the meta commentary this franchise is famous for it does fall into some of the sterotypical dumb horror choices that made me shake my head and some of the supporting cast could of done with a bit more screen time. Now that that's done here's the positives like I said it's a great legacy sequel that has just about the right use of…