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  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Cry-Baby
  • Bloodsport
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  • Night of the Animated Dead

  • Candyman

    ★★★

  • Dune World

  • Halloween

    ★★

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  • Night of the Animated Dead

    Night of the Animated Dead

    Why would you spend this much energy on something like this, something there are a million versions of already? What makes this different or necessary? 

    The only appeal is that it’s slightly bloodier. Otherwise, it’s not worth the time to watch when you can just watch the original.

  • Candyman

    Candyman

    ★★★

    Regardless of my overall feelings on the film part to part, we finally have a proper, intelligently written part 2.  It’s not the best thing ever, but it was done with tone and vibe completely in tact. I ended up digging it and am thankful to have a genuine companion piece to part one.

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  • Howling: New Moon Rising

    Howling: New Moon Rising

    ★★★★★

    Still the most preposterous thing I have ever seen. At no point does this make a lick of sense as a Howling film (as they clumsily re-edit and contextualize footage from previous installments to make sense here), nor as a film any distributor would be able to market to people outside the desert town this was made. Line dancing in the dark, a horrible endless succession of bad puns, songs where men's zippers are used as instruments, the worst werewolf…

  • Things

    Things

    ★★★★★

    31 DAYS OF HORROR: #29

    Perhaps the most bizarre, surreal, one of a kind film ever made. It feels as if the makers had been on bath salts while making this. It is a fever dream of horrible horrible decisions and continuity shifts/errors building to such a level that it goes beyond the realm of taste and into art. I fucking love this movie so much. I've watched it numerous times and it just keeps getting better. I love a world where this exists.