The Legend of Tarzan

The Legend of Tarzan ★½

Tediously dull, overly dour, and shockingly uneventful, "The Legend of Tarzan" tells a sloppy, pedestrian and emotionally empty story with hardly any stakes and an offensive lack of proper character depth. It also wastes a perfectly talented cast, places them in thin movie roles, and puts them alongside a barrage of weightless action set pieces with shockingly unimpressive CGI effects in a forgettable product that ultimately amounts to nothing until the very end.