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WHY ISN'T JOJO RABBIT COMING OUT HERE (Australia) TOMORROW LIKE THE REST OF THE STUPIDLY LUCKY WORLD.
Thanks, YouTube for taunting me by posting one-minute clips of it.
AND I'm going to have to keep reading reviews for the next TWO MONTHS about how much people love/hate this film, and yet, I live in a country where we are not getting it TILL AFTER CHRISTMAS.
WATCH ME FLY TO NEW ZEALAND TO GO SEE THIS DAMN FILM!!
Okay, rant over.