Favorite films

  • Synecdoche, New York
  • La La Land
  • Whiplash
  • The Evil Dead

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  • The Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★½

  • Within the Woods

  • Pi

    ★★

  • Juno

    ★★★½

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  • The Little Shop of Horrors

    The Little Shop of Horrors

    ★★★½

    appreciate it a hell of a lot as of the musical it inspired, although i do still really like it. bro mr mushnick is hella funny whatever came out of that dudes mouth had me rolling

    also wtf jack nicholson was the dentist???!!! how did i not know about this until he came on screen

  • Within the Woods

    Within the Woods

    sam raimi: ahhh hello…come in and stand just in front of the camera for me. thank you. so we will ask you a few questions and then afterwards if we think you need it, you can perform your given scene. got it?

    woman auditioning in sam raimi movie:
    yeah. thank you so much again! this means the world to me

    sam raimi: eh dont mention it. ok, anddd action…so umm quick favour…?

    woman auditioning in sam raimi movie: yeah?

    sam raimi:…just scream for me

    woman auditioning in sam raimi movie: 👁👄👁

    sam raimi: 👹

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  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    fucking dogshit. the worst thing i’ve ever seen in my fucking life. cannot fucking believe this film will be the last one i’ll watch this year. it is actually hilarious how shit like this even gets considered by actual human beings. his name is Adam McKay and yet this is far from ‘mmkay’…it’s trash, it’s garbage, it’s a trainwreck, it’s cringe it’s hypocritical and it’s ironic. the fact there are struggling writers out there with amazing ideas, new, fresh, original…wanting…

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol

    ★★★½

    what is the consistency with like..so there’s muppet food, which is like sentient food with eyes that sing and talk and made of like felt…and then there’s real food. we see muppets eating real food so…so what’s the point of the muppet food. do the huma…do the h…do the humans consume…muppet food? what is the purposes of muppet food being at the market on the street…what other reason would they be on sale i need to know.