I'm a big ol' slut for genre films and the foremost scholar on butt rock horror.
★★★½ Watched by Jessabelle de Sade 18 Sep 2021
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Hue hue hue Gabriel’s lil arms
★★★½ Watched by Jessabelle de Sade 16 Sep 2021
A charming adventure story during which you can stare at Mifune's thighs pretty much end-to-end. Great stuff.
★★★★★ Watched by Jessabelle de Sade 18 Feb 2016
I'm sure it will be frightening to some people, but given that I regularly consort nude in the woods with Satan, The Witch played more like a life-affirming coming of age film. Beautiful film, wonderful horror movie.
★★★ Watched by Jessabelle de Sade 13 Aug 2018
She was so committed to winning tho