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  • Beyond the Darkness

    Beyond the Darkness

    ★★★★★

    5 stars for the soundtrack alone. In fact, I think the soundtrack is TOO GOOD for the film. Don't get me wrong, I really enjoyed watching this. The practical gore effects are great, it's extremely creepy and unintentionally hilarious at the same time. But I actually think this is one of Goblin's all-time best soundtracks, and the way it's used in the film is mostly just funny. It starts out with a more or less throwaway scene of the main…

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child

    A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child

    ★★½

    Still one of the weakest entries in the Elm Street saga, particularly for its extremely silly obsession with the "lore" of Freddy's origin story...BUT! It does contain a great scene in which a character pulls out a book titled "Christian Mythology," and I don't think I'll ever forget that.

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  • Faust: Love of the Damned

    Faust: Love of the Damned

    ★★★★★

    Reasons why I love Faust 2000-

    Mark Frost and Andrew Divoff (as Wishmaster 2.0) spend the entire movie trying to one-up each other in the ultimate goofy face competition. Jeffrey Combs plays a bad boy cop who asks chicks out for coffee and looks up satanic rituals on a website written in Papyrus font. Shitty nu metal blares whenever anything happens, whether it's a sex scene or a kill scene. There is a Satanic death cult and unlike most movies…

  • Brain Damage

    Brain Damage

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It pains me to know I live in a world where a movie like this isn't treasured as the gem it is. Why isn't Henenlotter still making movies?! Duane appearing in the train was such a tease. It's been almost 30 years, where's our Belial vs. Elmer?

    Also, did anyone else notice the homoeroticism that permeated the film? Tons of naked dudes and butts, tons of orgasm faces, a monster penis, and the way that security guard straddled him in the junkyard... Frank still managed to sneak in a boob though.