The 1001 Greatest Films, ranked as objectively as possible


evan!!! 4 films

all the times hollywood made film adaptations of the first instalment of a beloved young adult book series except the film was so poorly received that they gave up on adapting the rest of the books despite foreshadowing and cliffhangers in the first film


ri 40 films

i am 11 yeras old and i have seen solaris


trex888 1 film

Edward Norton Movies With Characters That Men Idolize For Actions That The Movies Themselves Are Criticizing

Lord Infamous

Lord Infamous 2 films

movies i couldn’t see in theaters when i was five years old because i drank an entire In’ and Out chocolate milkshake with my blonde, but still pretty fun aunt and then barfed all of it over the theatre’s sticky purple carpet

garden parties held on a summers day that turn to violence upon the arrival of an uninvited guest


Jay 2 films

netflix romcom spends 90 minutes establishing a new non-white love interest whos much more charismatic and attractive, only for the lead to go to their original wetwipe of a partner in the end, making it a waste of my time and yours


Jay 3 films

Movies where the protagonists are left alone in a nice house for the weekend and they trash it, but then the homeowners have to come home early because of unforseen circumstances involving their youngest kid, so the protagonists have to hurry to clean...

Ethan Brant

Ethan Brant 2 films

movies where a character is involved in an incident which briefly impairs their hearing and leads to us hearing EEEEEEEEEEEEE for a few seconds to symbolise this

Steve G 🐝

Steve G 🐝 354 films