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  • Paranormal Activity 2
  • Saw VI
  • Saw II
  • Slender Man

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  • Paranormal Activity 3

    ★★★★½

  • Paranormal Activity 2

    ★★★★★

  • Paranormal Activity

    ★★★★

  • Trick 'r Treat

    ★★★★½

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  • Halloween: Resurrection

    Halloween: Resurrection

    ★★★★½

    movies i did NOT expect Halloween: Resurrection (2002) to remind me of when i sat down to watch it:
    -Resident Evil: Retribution
    -Old
    -Southland Tales
    -F For Fake

    i must compare this to The Curse of Micheal Myers. that film demystifies and "ruins" micheal by not even considering Realism or The Truth as things worth considering. micheal myers cannot be accounted for by reality, and he is transformed into a physical embodiment of myth. this is a big part of…

  • The Visit

    The Visit

    ★★★★★

    Let's pretend we're telling another story.

    its my birthday today! i plan on treating myself w/ some m night so hopefully there will be a long overdue Old review coming soon to a letterboxd feed near u

    This is how children play, okay?

    down to its very form, one of the least neurotypical movies i have ever seen in my life. almost makes me think that art in general is Inherently neurodivergent. we understand more then most the concept of…

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  • Paranormal Activity 3

    Paranormal Activity 3

    ★★★★½

    when they revealed the rotating camera i fucking lost my shit. i dont know if ive ever felt more helpless watching a movie then when that was the pov tbh. handheld cameras can be scary, but theyre so human and physical. static cameras can be scary, but they provide a sense of stability, and they have a sense of reassuring cinematic intentionality. the stiff robotic predictable and unstoppable movement of that one fucking camera knocked me totally offbalance, almost replicating…

  • Paranormal Activity 2

    Paranormal Activity 2

    ★★★★★

    im genuinely just kind of in awe tbh. long before i watched any found footage, i heard all the arguments about how it was a disgrace to the craft of filmmaking or whatever cuz its Easy and Cheap, but if theres one word that comes to mind it rly is Craft!!! on some level its an easy escalation from the first one and yet i kept finding myself won over by every creative decision. this is basically this style of…

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  • Old

    Old

    ★★★★½

    absolutely goddamn no one is doing it like m night. at times i almost feel like he's the only person who understands Movies, who understands that u are constructing something in light and sound and time and emotions and ideas, and the pure breadth of possibility and color and depth. he does not give a shit about your arbitrary quality checklists, or the things that will immediately make many ppl refuse to engage because we're all Emotionally Stunted from not…

  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    ★★★★½

    zeke rly is the key to everything. never before has one of these movies had such a singular, fascinating protagonist. considering this whole thing in a cynical sense was kind of a chris rock vanity project, his self-undercutting sourness and the ways in which he clearly does not measure up to the expected image of either a heroic cop or a Bad Cop make for a suprisingly compelling performance. he rly is the perfect central point for everything to spiral…