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  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Taste of Cherry
  • Only Yesterday
  • The Tree of Life

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  • Fantastic Fungi

    ★★★★

  • The Meddler

    ★★★½

  • The Woman in the Window

    ★½

  • Bad Trip

    ★★★★

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  • Fantastic Fungi

    Fantastic Fungi

    ★★★★

    i love my mushroom friends <3

  • The Meddler

    The Meddler

    ★★★½

    a very sweet consideration of a grieving widowed mother's inner life starring Susan Sarandon in wonderful comic, complicated form. and one of my fave Rose Byrne performances. the best cinematic use of Beyoncé's "I Care".

    i also randomly love this supporting cast so much like Jerrod Carmichael, Cecily Strong, Casey Wilson, Amy Lanedecker, Billy Magnussen, and Randall Park???

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  • 7 Days in Hell

    7 Days in Hell

    ★★★★

    slapstick andy samberg tennis comedy with serena williams cameo and the queen of england negging and beating the shit out of kit harington in an elevator? this was tailor made for me specifically. i like, wish this were a limited series instead of a one-off tv movie lol

    wonderfully stupid stuff from samberg and harington; it satirizes wimbledon culture so well

    harington clumsily falling into the catering table, and harington walking off camera to then shamefully stand directly facing a wall in a dark room, are both top comedy moments from the last decade and i’m not joking the gif legacies speak for themselves!

  • Cats

    Cats

    ★★★

    CATS is Amélie. CATS is video-nasty. CATS is dada. CATS is American Idol. CATS is the 92nd Academy Awards. CATS is sex? CATS is anti-culture. CATS is locomotion. CATS is creation myth. CATS is afterlife. CATS is found family. CATS is Old Testament. CATS is Cronenberg. CATS is Carpenter. CATS is physiognomy. CATS is terrible fat jokes. CATS is meritocracy. CATS is melodrama. CATS is quantum physics. CATS is chorus. CATS is your gay elders. CATS is Dame Judi Dench.

    Cats ARE Jellicle and cats ARE NOT dogs. 
    This is the only way I know how to review this movie.