patsy g

enjoy most movies but only truly connect with dance horror, milf cinema, sensationally-scored movies, or (all, but preferably musical) camp

Favorite films

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • The To Do List
  • Gone Girl
  • Legally Blonde

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  • Spencer

    ★★★½

  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    ★★★★

  • High School Musical 2

    ★★★★½

  • High School Musical

    ★★★★½

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  • Hustlers

    Hustlers

    ★★★★½

    me and who?

  • Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

    Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

    holy fuck. mad woman was definitely one of my least favourite taylor swift songs ever but hearing her talk about it changes everything.....this girl fucking HATES MEN. she hates them!!! her staring directly into the camera coldly talking about "bad male behaviour" like men are dogs that need to be punished after they shit on the rug will stick with me for the rest of my life. aaron dessner looked like he thought he was about to be executed. lets just say i learned a lot.

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  • Spencer

    Spencer

    ★★★½

    i enjoyed this, but i think its many similarities to jackie (a film that i LOVE) emphasized how much it lacked in comparison. i guess pablo larrain has a niche and i'm definitely not mad about it, but this felt like a slight downgrade to me where i was hoping to see improvement. loved the visuals, costumes, and score, and kristen stewart's performance deserves the hype, but the script was really giving SCRIPT if you know what i mean—lots of…

  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    ★★★★

    ASK ME about the vanishing cabinet closet metaphor!!!!

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  • The Craft

    The Craft

    ★★★★

    when that bitch is super racist at the beginning and you just know immediately that they're gonna fuck her up later....love it

  • Easy A

    Easy A

    ★★★★★

    emma stone has only given one oscar worthy performance in her career and it wasn't la la land