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  • Suspiria
  • All the Colors of the Dark
  • La Notte
  • The Beyond

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  • Oldboy

    ★½

  • Castle Freak

    ★★★

  • Old

    ★★

  • Batman

    ★★★★

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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★½

    At best the long-awaited ZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE (2021) is a clusterfuck of epic proportions that'll have you bursting out in laughter repeatedly, due to its thorough incompetence, where you have to ask yourself every five minutes: what the actual fuck were they thinking, and what's going on!? And when you're not laughing too hard, you'll sit in awkward silence, completely numbed by the fact that this four-hours cut of an already bad film exists, somehow making it even worse…

  • Enola Holmes

    Enola Holmes

    ★★★

    There's a lot of people-being-drowned-in-toilets scenes out there, and whenever I see one I think to myself: "If it was me I would struggle for a while and then play dead, only to gain momentum, get my head up and fight back". To this day I had never seen this done in a film so I just want to thank ENOLA HOLMES (2020) for finally doing the logical thing that only took 120 years of cinema. Well done! Besides forever changing the course of drowning-in-toilet-scenes this Sherlock Holmes spin-off is sweet and innocent without much at risk.

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  • Oldboy

    Oldboy

    ★½

    Even when you don't compare it to the original it's still shiiiiiiiiiit and fortunately for us both Spike Lee and Josh Brolin know.

  • Old

    Old

    ★★

    Whaaaaat the fuck, OLD (2021) has to be written as a straight up comedy because how else do you come up with this mindblowing stupid shit? M. Night Shyamalan just made the comedy of the century and at one point I even thought the required twist would be that they were literally in a Shyamalan film just to take the piss on the audience further. And hey, I'm not saying that's not the twist since you shouldn't be surpised either way. Shyamalan is oficially in another dimension.

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  • Da 5 Bloods

    Da 5 Bloods

    ★★½

    Spike Lee's newest film DA 5 BLOODS (2020) is an anti-war film that rightfully proclaims black lives matter, gives a big fuck you to Donald Trump and legitimately comments on the Vietnam war as one of the most disgraceful acts committed by the US. Unfortunately, Spike Lee's style is cluttered and messy this time along with a lost, overlong jungle walk that leads nowhere. And when your heartfelt moments of drama rather seem to reference Ben Stiller's cry-drool in TROPIC THUNDER (2008) than the works of Coppola or Oliver Stone, you got a major problem.

  • The Old Guard

    The Old Guard

    ★★

    Ease down with the generic trailer pop songs, daaaamn