Favorite films

  • Frances Ha
  • The Night of the Hunter
  • Spirited Away
  • Jackie Brown

Recent activity

  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail


  • The Green Knight


  • The Sword in the Stone


  • Point Break


Recent reviews

  • Black Widow

    Black Widow


    Probably my least favorite Mission: Impossible movie. Has a weird amount of women getting mutilated, including a scene where Scarlett Johansson is repeatedly punched in the face by a man. You know, real “girl power” shit.

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside


    I’m not sure why Burnham is naked for so much of this, since it’s already obvious that he’s a privileged white guy. The credits say Inside was “recorded live in bo burnham’s house.” One: he owns a house. Two: he didn’t record this in his “house” – he recorded it in his guest house. Three: Netflix paid him lots of money to stay indoors during a global pandemic. He was rich and famous before the pandemic, and he’ll be rich and famous after the pandemic. He’ll be fine. He’ll be better than fine. Boo-fucking-hoo.

Popular reviews

  • Duran Duran: Unstaged

    Duran Duran: Unstaged


    So many people were making fun of the weird David Lynch visuals at tonight's screening. I can't imagine how fucking boring their lives must be.

  • Big Fish & Begonia

    Big Fish & Begonia


    How can something so gorgeous and so weird still be… so boring? Presumably based on a rich tapestry of mythology, but there’s barely any plot or character development, so it probably still would’ve been complete nonsense if I had a PhD in classic Chinese literature. You’re better off getting super high and figuring out how to watch Spirited Away and Ponyo at the same time, instead.