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  • Nanook of the North

    Nanook of the North

    me, walking from my heated home to my heated car: damn it's chilly outside today

    nanook: shut the fuck up

  • Paddington

    Paddington

    i went into this completely blind and was invested right from the first scene, but then... SALLY HAWKINS appears out of nowhere and i thought, wow, there's no way this can get any better... but then... NICOLE KIDMAN sashays onto the screen with a blond BOWL CUT... and that was the moment i realized that paddington is peak cinema.