Favorite films

  • The Master
  • Crumb
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Day of the Dead

Recent activity

  • Scream 3


  • Scream 2


  • Scream


  • Spider-Man: No Way Home


Recent reviews

  • Scream 3

    Scream 3


    Look what they (Scream 3 producers) did to my boy (the first two thirds of Scream 3)!

    This is possibly the movie that has least stuck its ending in all film history. The majority of this is brilliant Hollywood mocking fun that knows just what level of “up its own ass” it needs to be without getting lost, but oh boy the rest of it is not that. Just horrendous ending that comes out of nowhere and breaks all the…

  • Scream 2

    Scream 2


    Decently less effective than the first, but you can kind of see Scream figuring out what kind of franchise it was going to be. Stuck being a bit more of a retread when compared to the others, but also extremely understandable considering what it’s going for on the meta level. 

    Extra props for being the last one where it’s actually possible to guess who did it and why.

Popular reviews

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    I guess I’m going to pile on with everybody else, then. 

    This movie is bad. However, I think I’m in the minority because there is a world in which this movie is good. 

    Favreau went around in press talking a lot about how this movie is a “nature documentary”. That’s bull. It looks great, but it’s shot like an animated movie. The camera is constantly floating and moving. I mean they even replicate the pull out from Simba’s face when…

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight


    Don’t love that this is a weird riff on a medieval poem nobody has read and that all understanding of what’s happening comes from familiarity with the poem.

    Do love Dev Patel. 

    So pretty evenly matched on both sides. 

    Overall, we’ve got an A24 movie that actually appears to have more on its mind than a e s t h e t i c s, but you’ve really got to do some digging to figure out what exactly is on…