Tenet ★½

A completely incomprehensible mess of a film. I genuinely could not follow anything that was happening in this movie.

Character motivations?
No idea.

How the fuck the time gimmick thing actually functions?

I thought I did, but then the movie just kept adding more shit.

The villains plan?

Still fuzzy.

The plot?

Absolutely no fucking clue.

I don't know who these characters are or how they even are involved with what is happening.

I have never been so ridiculously lost while watching a movie, to the point where I literally just started laughing at the exposition that sort of tries to explain shit.

I DON'T KNOW EVEN KNOW ANY OF THEIR FUCKING NAMES.

I have never been a Nolan guy, and I still went into this genuinely interested and even a little excited.

But no I do not get what the fuck the deal was with this.

Was some of the action cool?

Yeah, I guess? But the coolest action bits are the like 2 action sequences that dont involve the time gimmick lol.

If you liked it, I'm happy for you, I really, really am. I just could not get into this at all.

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