Constantine ★★★★½

When I ducked out of the credits of A Scanner Darkly to head to the restroom, I was horrified to see the sun out and shining. I had passed an entire night in the dark surrounded by strangers soaking in Keanu. What was right; what was wrong anymore?

Enter perfectly-scheduled Constantine--on a 35 print so perfect, the programmer joked that it was like it wasn't even theaters for very long or something.

This freaking movie. I have said much about the perfection of Keanu as John Constantine in previous reviews on here. Please go there for too many thoughts.

This audience was LIVING for this movie and also was audibly horrified that Keanu and Rachel Weisz repeatedly don't kiss.

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