Tenet

Tenet ★★½

nolan’s role as self-important science wanker turned hollywood annoyance is HILARIOUS, as tenet fails miserably to provide even the most basic elements any viewer asks of a movie. absolutely no characters emote, the score was probably inspired by sounds of an MRI brain scan, and maybe the script was from rejected stephen hawking fanfiction. if people pooped in reverse, would poo suck back inside your rectum? speaking of poo did any of the characters had time to poo or eat or drink anything other than vodka...or sleep? were they human? the world might as well end if this movie exists. COMPLEXITY ≠ BRILLIANCE

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