Hey, that’s my family! I am sure one day I’ll have to make these rounds and it’ll turn out roughly like this. Except mine will be significantly less lighthearted and silly. Great Christmas movie!
The dialogue? WACK. The acting? WACK. The way it was shot? WACK. The way that the main actors clearly didn’t have an accent coach? WACK. Tyler Posey in a baseball uniform? THATS TIGHT AF.
There was no chemistry between anyone in this. It looked incredibly drab and flat. But the worst part was KJ Apa telling the FILM STUDENT all about the Coen Brothers (which is annoying in and of itself) and then she says “oh my god your IMDb…
Going into this with no expectations, no summary, not even a genre, I was beyond stunned. This? This is what film is supposed to be. This is cinema at its finest. I got completely lost in this world for two hours and was not ready to come out. Deeply introspective for me, personally. The brutal, unflinching storytelling and clear visual tone throughout made this feel like it was a half hour long. Dear God, I would lay down my life for Bong Joon Ho. Spare genius, sir?