mattbaker103’s review published on Letterboxd:
The protagonist: am I the protagonist?
Robert Pattinson, inexplicably called Neil: you really don't get it yet do you?
The protagonist: but what about the tall girl? I have human emotions towards her
Esteemed british actor, with a beard, making him russian: *inaudible*
Tall lady: but my child
The protagonist: I AM the protagonist